My article Noble Gases is featured on Uncyclopedia!
Some of you might say didn't that already happen? No, this is the second Uncyclopedia and it's featuring it too! And did I sneak in "Bob"'s second favorite lover Goddess Eris?
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The Church of the SubGenius and Discordianism are very similar in some ways. But there are some major differences.
One of the major differences is headquarters and hierachy. The SubGenii's legal headquarters was in Dallas, Texas, but is now in Cleveland Heights, Ohio, although the Church headquarters is in Dobbstown, Malaysia. The Discordian headquarters used to be in Malaclypse the Younger's pineal gland, but now is in each member's own pineal gland. To become a full SubGenius, you must pay a membership fee. To become a full Discordian, you declare yourself one. However, while declaring yourself a Discordian doesn't get you cool stuff in the mail, becoming a SubGenius does and, as a bonus, it gets you eternal salvation.
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