PreScriptures transmitted to "Bob"

A photo of the Divine Emaculation of "Bob", when the PreScriptures were transmitted to him through an amateur television of his own design from Jehovah 1

The PreScriptures are the original sacred text of the Church of the SubGenius, and were narrated to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs in 1953 by Jehovah 1 during the Divine Emaculation of "Bob". Although no known copies of them are available to the public, they are quoted in various SubGenius publications, such as the Book of the SubGenius. If you would like to purchase a copy, TOO BAD. YOU CAN'T.

Here is a video of the events foretold in PreScriptures 35:

PreScriptures 3503:56

PreScriptures 35

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