Many years ago, I was given a Church of the SubGenius membership by my sother. I didn't know what the church was, so read about it. It looked to me like an excuse for my man to quit his job, commit acts of violence, and have sex with anyone and anything without caring about how any of this would affect me. Maybe you can understand why this did not fill me with great enthusiasm for the church. I don't remember if I tossed the membership packet or burned it. Maybe I made him eat it. Pope Hilde
Deranged “edits” segue into a cascade of echoing glossolaliac madness, the voicing of lyric ruminations from the free-falling brains of disintegrating personalities. And some people, demented individuals, obsessively record every word and squealing sound effect. Of course, you may just hate it. (Dr. Howland Owll about his show Puzzling Evidence.)
By the age of 14, I was 5 feet 9 inches tall with a 36 inch bust, 18 inch waist, and 33 inch hips. And I wore a child's size 3 shoes. The boys loved me but the girls were terrible! They were so jealous they said I looked like a freak! (Barbara "Garbs" Dobbs, daughter of "Bob" and "Connie" and model for the Barbie Doll)
Personally, I think there is something very off with the "Church". However, one of the key tenets of the church is to bury criticism of it within mountains of disinformation! You'll read an amazing "expose" of the Subgenii, then find out it was written by one of the key members.