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CAUSE "Bob" kicks ass and forgot all the bubble gum.

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It is not enough to be a soupier Mu-tant, for in the end times the hand of one Overman may be raised against another, and he who lives by word of "Bob" may yet die by the Word of "Bob"

WHY!? Edit

Because being powerful is pretty okay to the average Subgenius it stands to reason that there may be foes more powerful than you that you might like to knock down a few pegs. Especially if they fucked you over in the primaries by telling the coal conglomerates they would play ball and meant it. . . CONGRESSMAN.

" That put coal again ahead of other resources such as free energy." -CFO Energy Co.
Basically stoking the fires of poverty, oppression, depressions, and slavery. Why the simple fact that emp generators and other very real devices don't power every home for free is astoundingly tragic on a world scale and clear evidence that there is no God. There are so many real patterns of hate and discrimination that end up taking down the wrong people in the end and you may just want:

the STARK FIST OF REMOVAL Edit

TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FUCKING MOUTH AS HARD AS A REAL FUCKING FIST!!!! MAYBE A BUNCH OF TIMES!! MAYBE A BUNCH OF BOB'S STRONG ASS FRIENDS SHOW UP AND POUND THE FUCK OUT OF HIM WITH HIS OWN FISTS!! THE FUCKING FACT THAT YOU USED THE STARK FISTS IS FUCKING ENOUGH TO WANT TO MAIM SOMEONE. HAVE A NICE DAY? MAYBE I DON'T FEEL LIKE HAVING A NICE DAY. MAYBE IVE HAD A 115 NICE DAYS IN A ROW AND I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HAVE AS CRAPPY A DAY AS IM HAVING. . . AND THEN SOME!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ALWAYS IMAGINE THE TYPES OF TORTURE THAT "BOB" MIGHT WANT TO UNLEASH ON THEIR FUCKING ASSES OR KILL ME!!!

GO ON A FUCKING RANT IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT JUST NAME SOMEONE YOU WANT THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL TO FUCK!!!!!!

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Fuck (v.) = to hit.

GOD DAMN THIS IS GREAT THEY ARE GONNA PAY AND THEN THEIR GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!









FUCK THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!Edit

  • DICK CHENEY
  • DEMOCRATS
  • REPUBLICANS
  • LIBERTARIANS
  • THE MAFIA
  • APOPHENIA
  • LABOR PARTIES
  • MORTICIANS
  • VAMPIRES
  • BAILOUTS FOR THE RICH
  • COMPUTER DATING SITES
  • REALITY SHOWS
  • MASS MARKET MANIPULATION
  • SCIENCE FICTION FANS
  • HUMAN CLONE FARMS
  • RUSSIAN ROBOT SEA MONSTERS
  • EXTERMINATORS OF PEOPLE
  • ANTI-"Bob"
  • THE SMART PHONE COMPANIES
  • THE CHURCH OF VIOLENTOLOGY
  • CARTOONS AND TED TURNERS FUCKING MUSTACHE
  • DISNEY AND WALT DISNEY'S GHOST
  • SPAMMERS
  • SOFT DRINK MANUFACTURERERSRS
  • THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI
  • THE NETWORK
  • THE SERVANTS OF CTHULHU
  • THE GNOMES OF ZURICH
  • THE SOCIETY OF ASSASSINS
  • CHINESE CAMPAIGN DONERS
  • THE MEN IN BLACK
  • REPTOIDS
  • PETA
  • FORT KNOX
  • STATE LOTTERIES
  • THE ARK OF THE COVENANT
  • THE MEDIA
  • OFFSHORE BANKS
  • SILICON VALLEY
  • ARMS SMUGGLERS
  • GUN LOBBY
  • HACKERS THAT WORK FOR WORLD GOVERNMENTS
  • TRIPPLE A GAME COMPANIES
  • FAST FOOD
  • FURRIES (IN A GOOD WAY ;) <3)
  • NASA
  • THE SPACE STATION
  • FORD MOTORS
  • NUTRITION NAZIS
  • FRATERNAL ORDERS (FUCK THEM IN THE ASS)
  • TSA (PROBE THEM IN THE ASS)
  • HOMELAND SECURITY
  • FEMA
  • THE POST OFFICE (YAH THEY ARE THAT FUCKING LAZY ON PURPOSE)
  • SUPREME COURT
  • NATO / UNITED NATIONS
  • FEDERAL RESERVE
  • EPA, CDC, FDA, FCC, FBI, IRS, AND ALL OTHER 3 OR 4 LETTER ORGANIZATIONS OF THE CONSPIRACY
  • THE MILITARY
  •  THE ACADEMIC COMMUNITIES THAT CHARGE TOO MUCH AND OFFER TOO LITTLE
  • SECRET SERVICE
  • PENTAGON
  • the ikkkuminati super faggots
  • The coal and oil industries
  • CFR AND THE ANTI-CFR
  • THE CIA AND THE NETRALIZERS
  • THE BORING BULSHOVIKS
  • THE HAMMERHEAD GANSTERS AND THEIR BIG FUCKING GUN SALES
  • THE INFOTAINMENT INDUSTRY
  • THE CANCER INDUSTRY
  • THE BONER PILL INDUSTRY
  • THE ASSHOLES AT THE BANK
  • THE MURDERERS IN THE ARMY
  • THE AFFLUENT FUCKTARDS IN THE PRIVATE ARMY (RESERVE) aka BLACK ARMY of THE WORLD
  • FUCK THE HATERS
  • FUCK THE MOON LANDING
  • FUCK THE MARTIANS
  • FUCK THE PLANET
  • FUCK THE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT INDUSTRY AKA GUITAR CENTER ESTABLISHMENT
  • FUCK THE POPE OF ROME AND THE VATICAN
  • FUCK THE DISCORDIAN/SUBGENIUS PONTIFEX HATERS YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS
  • AND ALWAYS FUCK ROADSIDE EXHIBITIONISTS

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