Satan (note the familiar pipe and the grin... obviously good).
Satan is a God, who was once an Archangel and is a complete conqueror who managed to defeat Jehovah for his own amusement and because he would be a better ruler. The fake christianic god is thus constantly trying to fight against the power of Satan, but never succeeds. Although Satan has eternal life and is a deity, he sometimes regrets this as he realised that life is nothing but suffer for humans. The Fightin' Jesus was some nerd douchebag of a carpenter whom Satan beats and rapes every day in the deepest pits of Hell and steals his lunch money. Needless to say, Satan is very angry and his judgement upon Earth will be harsh due to humanity's selfish ways. In fact, he has been planning for vengeance since he was first mentioned by the Romans, and plans to put his plans of eternal torment in motion once all humans die and enter Hell. While popular culture commonly depicts Satan as evil and wants him death and forgotten already, this shan't be happening... ever. One day Satanism will be the main religion and only religion of the Universe, according to the False Prophet himself. Interestingly, it should be noted that J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is good friends with Satan and they often hang out together, as seen in this video from the Starwood neo-pagan festival, which is actual an American festival, despite more than half of America being a christcuck nation which hates everything that Jesus said they must hate.
