Stark Fist of Retrieval
"Kill, Kill for the love of killing, kill for the love of kali, kill, kill for fun, Kill to stay free. Like a man. To make America great! Kill. . ."
WHAT THE FUCK I NEED SLACK?[]
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU PISS-ANT YOU NEED TO FUCKING GET YOUR EARS ON CAUSE I GOT SOME IMPORTANT SHIT TO CRAM DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE WORD OF "BOB'S" HONEST TRUTH. YOU NEED A FIST OF SLACK IN YOUR LIFE SO IT CAN CRAM YOU FULL OF SPACE FROP AND PUT YOUR NOBLE BRAIN ON PERMANENT RELAX WHILE IT GRABS THE HARDEST TO CRAM LIL BITS OF FROP THAT'S RIGHT IN-FRONT OF YOUR 3RD NOSTRIL. UNTIL ITS SO PACKED FULL IT SNEEZES OUT A NEW UNIVERSE THAT SHOT UP THROUGH YOUR YOUR ANUS, INTO YOUR BODY, AND OUT YOUR 3RD NOSTRIL AGAIN.
WHICH FIST!? WHAT?[]
THOUSANDS OF EONS AGO~
VAST SWARMS OF MICRO MACHINETRONS MUTATED THE HUMANS DNA AND WE LOST SLACK IN THE WORLD OF THE FUTURE.
KILL YOURSELF AND SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE ETERNAL SUUFFERING YOU DOPE!!! YOUR BOB'S WILL THANK YOU!