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J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

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"Bob's" Super Speed Pox

One of the many products "Bob" marketed which the Conspiracy banned the sale of

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is the leader of the Church of the SubGenius, holding the titles of High Epopt and Living Slack Master, and is the greatest salesman the world has ever known. He has a grin and smokes frop in his pipe, is a full-blooded Yeti, is famous for his slogans, and has more Slack than any other SubGenius. His face is the basis of the iconic Dobbshead as well as the Dobbs Ikon. He gave L. Ron Hubbard the idea for Scientology in 1953, and founded the scientific field of Forbidden Science. He is a polygamist, with Connie Dobbs as his main wife and many other wives, including Eris Discordia. He is a Sex God. He got the PreScriptures from Jehovah 1 in 1953 while working on an amateur television set of his own design, went on to found the Church of the SubGenius, infiltrated the Conspiracy to fight the Pink Boys, and ended up getting assassinated in 1984 in San Francisco by his own followers. He got elected to the British Parliament on the Free Party ticket and is now a member of the House of Lords. X-Day will take place on July 5, 1998 as long as "Bob" manages to prevent the Earth from being sold using his Sales Magic. Wikipedia has an article about him, but it is all misinformation and lies. Don't believe a word of it. His name is not Bob Dobbs, there must always be quotes around "Bob". Do not believe the mediocretins who tell you "BoB" is made up, that there is no "BoB". Believe in the F.I.B. of Faith In "Bob"! Proof of existence of "BoB" can be found by looking at any Dobbshead and seeing that it is real. Here is a video that tells the REAL story of "Bob" Dobbs:

The next video shows the assassination of "Bob" in 1984 in San Francisco at a Devival:

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