J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is the leader of the Church of the SubGenius, holding the titles of High Epopt and Living Slack Master, and is the greatest salesman the world has ever known. He has a grin and smokes frop in his pipe, is a full-blooded Yeti, is famous for his slogans, and has more Slack than any other SubGenius. His face is the basis of the iconic Dobbshead as well as the Dobbs Ikon.
According to Revelation X; The "Bob" Apocryphon, "Bob" was born in Dallas, Texas, to Xinucha-Chi-Xan M. Dobbs (a pharmacist) and Jane McBride Dobbs. However, while "Bob" was raised by Xinucha-Chi-Xan, there is some doubt about his paternal genetics. At an early age, "Bob" possessed a talent for making large amounts of money by playing the stock market over the telephone.
He worked as a photographer's model while inventing and patenting novelty gag items. In 1957, he worked weekends doing Evangelical Christian preaching "strictly for the money".
He gave L. Ron Hubbard the idea for Scientology in 1953, and founded the scientific field of Forbidden Science. He is a polygamist, with "Connie" Dobbs as his main wife and many other wives, possibly including his sister Bobra and Eris Discordia. (Discordian and SubGenius popularizer Steve Jackson claims "Bob" and Eris are "just good friends," and others claim "Bob" is Eris' concubine. However, the usual church doctrine is that Eris was married to Jehovah 1) He did not claim to be a literal god, but is often called a sex god.
He got the PreScriptures from Jehovah 1 in 1953 while working on an amateur television set of his own design, went on to found the Church of the SubGenius, infiltrated the Conspiracy to fight the Pink Boys, and ended up getting assassinated in 1984 in San Francisco by his own followers. (Some claim his wife "Connie" hired a hit man to kill hi after she walked in on him and his sister Bobra in bed together, but this is unverified). He was killed at the Victoria Theater on January 21.
In spite of his death, he (or a double) was elected to the British Parliament on the Free Party ticket and is now a member of the House of Lords. X-Day will take place on July 5, 1998 as long as "Bob" manages to prevent the Earth from being sold using his Sales Magic. Wikipedia has an article about him, but it is all misinformation and lies. Don't believe a word of it. His name is not Bob Dobbs, there must always be quotes around "Bob". Do not believe the mediocretins who tell you "BoB" is made up, that there is no "BoB". Believe in the F.I.B. of Faith In "Bob"! Proof of existence of "BoB" can be found by looking at any Dobbshead and seeing that it is real. Here is a video that tells the REAL story of "Bob" Dobbs:
The next video shows the assassination of "Bob" in 1984 in San Francisco at a Devival: