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Intermittens: In the Beginning (issue 11)

NEWS FLASH: Intermittens 11: In the Beginning, just came out in October 2016!

Read it here: KerryThornley.com Link
Or read it here: Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

Intermittens is a "Discordian periodical journal." It was actually secretly begun by SubGenii masquerading as Discordians. Intermittens is an expanding attempt to subvert The Discordian Society through literary hypnosis. Every issue has a different editor. All content (unless otherwise marked) is from / for the public domain or at least freely distributed so The Discordian Society won't make any money.

Anyone can edit an issue if they are a card-carrying member of the Church of the SubGenius. Non-card carrying members can edit it too, but they will be among the first to be shot when the Pleasure Saucers come. This is the standard recruitment propaganda:

This project is an attempt to create an open-source Discordian magazine. We encourage anyone, even you, to haphazardly throw together an issue of what you think is cool. The project itself is a Golden Apple Seed Mission, or GASM, meaning we want your help! We need people who have writing, graphic, and layout skillz. We also need people with the balls to edit their own issue of Intermittens and join the elite Editor Cabal. Do you have what it takes? No, you don't; none of us do. That's why we're making DIY magazines and not professional ones. And that's why we need more cooks to foul the broth.

Intermittens was being published on a sort-of monthly schedule, but had a very long hiatus. If you're interested in helping out, check the link for a coming issue below and martyr yourself for the cause. In any case, we hope you dig it. And by all means, share. Send the PDFs on to people you know, people you love, people you hate, hamsters, and other creatures.

INTERMITTENS ISSUES

All issues are available for free here (this site has all known issues and does not require any account or login) or use the links below.


Issue Number Cover Date of Release Editor Notes
1 - Debut First Issue! Cover issue 1 November 2008 Professor Cramulus

Layout by: Telarus, KSC

Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Screen Media

Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Print Media (Higher Quality Graphics)

Scribd Link

Original layout

2 - The Elements of New Discordia Cover issue 2 December 2008 Vexati0n Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia

Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia (Higher Quality Graphics)

Scribd Link

3 - Weirdness Cover issue 3 February 2009 Rev. What's-His-Name Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

4 - Illuminati Secrets Revealed! Cover issue 4 March 2009 Man in the Black Cloak UNCENSORED ISSUE REMOVED FROM INTERNET OFUK

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link (Censored version)

5 - The Law of Fives Cover issue 5 February 2009 Cainad Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

6 - Lesser Poop Cover issue 6 April 2009 Cramulus Scribd Link

Screen version Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

Print version Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

7 - Operation Mindfuck Cover issue 7 May 2009 Sheered Völva (Reverend Loveshade) Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

8 - Self Reliance Cover issue 8 February 2010 Guy Incognito Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

9 - Phobia Cover issue 9 April 2010 Yatto/Peleus Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

10 - Meatspace Cover issue 10 May 2010 Placid Dingo (Brenton Clutterbuck) Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

The Fail Whale Apocalypse (unnumbered) Cover issue failwhale November 2011 Placid Dingo (Brenton Clutterbuck) Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link
11 - In the Beginning Cover issue 11 October 2016 Johnny Shellburn KerryThornley.com Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link


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