As of right, in wanted pages/red links the top three most wanted are
- Reverend Peas (10 links)
- Abdul Alhazred (7 links)
- Barbara Dobbs (5 links)
As I tend to be journalistic and Abdul Alhazred is probably the most documentable, I will try to start something on this in the next few days. But anyone else is free to start. I think Barbara Dobbs is a natural for Miley Spears if interested. Reverend Peas, the most-wanted article right now, will have to be treated delicately considering it's history. Please check Category_talk:Candidates_for_deletion/archive_2#Reverend_Peas. I think we'll want to tread carefully here. Pope Hilde (talk) 17:36, September 27, 2016 (UTC)
- Nothing attracts hypocrites like religion. And that includes the Church of the SubGenius. These NewChurchies come on here vandalizing and impersonating and spewing and criticizing and threatening. But what do they do when someone outside their "SubGenius Inner Sanctum" (the SISies) says something too delicately ungentle about one of their fwendy wendys? They throw a SISy fit. You admins, Pope Hilde, The Overmind, and Miley Spears, I recommend you stop coddling these chicken livered Internet Tough Guys. The Church leaders didn't do this back in the Old Days. This kind of shit didn't throw us for a fruit loop. We didn't waste our effort on "Oh, she said something not very nice about me. I'm going to scream and roll on the floor and then go cry in a ball in the corner." Hell, if a fellow SubGenius did something serious, like, say, shoot your sister, you'd figure they had a damn good reason. You'd sit down for a spell and chat with them about it. You'd let them give an explanation for why they shot your little sister with a shotgun. Then, after they had a chance to explain, you'd blow them away with an AK-47. Ah, the good old days. JoX the Bobtist (talk) 00:43, September 28, 2016 (UTC)
- Thanks for the advice. But maybe it's best the good old days are over. And of course this site is part of Wikia.com, not SubGenius.com. Wikia's policies discourage disciplining fellow editors with AK-47s. Pope Hilde (talk) 14:00, September 28, 2016 (UTC)
- And you could start the Abdul Alhazred article or any of them of course, as could any editor here. Pope Hilde (talk) 14:01, September 28, 2016 (UTC)
- Yeah, I could but I probably won't. Go ahead and start your journalistically-tainted article, then I can come along and add the TRUTH. JoX the Bobtist (talk) 04:42, September 30, 2016 (UTC)
- I'll start doing Barbara soon. Miley Spears Discordian American Princess (let's talk) 02:41, September 29, 2016 (UTC)
- I'd like to start doing Barbara soon. After you're through with her. Or maybe at the same time. JoX the Bobtist (talk) 04:38, September 30, 2016 (UTC)
- That's not what I meant and you know it. But if she's interested? Miley Spears Discordian American Princess (let's talk) 04:09, October 6, 2016 (UTC)
- I'd like to start doing Barbara soon. After you're through with her. Or maybe at the same time. JoX the Bobtist (talk) 04:38, September 30, 2016 (UTC)
- We really need an article on Reverend Peas. It's the most wanted article on the wiki. But I can't do it as Peas is already upset with me. I don't want no more drama. Miley Spears Discordian American Princess (let's talk) 22:36, January 26, 2017 (UTC)
- Miley, you are a natural born drama-making queen. But I'll start it because I don't care who gets pissed at me--as long as they don't come after me with knives and guns. JoX the Bobtist (talk) 19:46, January 27, 2017 (UTC)
- I added it. Let the games begin. JoX the Bobtist (talk) 20:04, January 27, 2017 (UTC)