Brothers and Sisters, We must confront ourselves. We know that all men and women are created good.
We must understand why you have gone bad. You can not play checkers with your life, jumpin' around like an 'ol whirl wind.
Wrapping your dishes and plates and then unpacking them and placing them back on the shelf.
This is not the way Jehova One has designed you to act.
Unless.. you are willing to admit, that you are a normal, a pink boy, a ninny, a twit.
Only then can you decide where your path shall lead you. We know in head, that we are all created good by Jehova One.
Some of you got such bad luck sometimes in your life, you couldn't hang yourself with your own neck tie.
This is when you should look to Bob.
When you look to Jehova One, and say "Bob, come into my life" and you shall see, one set of footprints in the sand.
And that is when you will know, that Bob has charged you $5.99 to carry you to the nearest taxi.
Praise Bob in his divine ways.
You got to know, that life is like a vanishing twin. A baby inside of a twin inside of a woman's belly.
That's how confusin' this wiggly world can be. You got to raise up above this wiggly world and grab the hand of Bob!
Praise him and all that flows through Bob!
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