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Advanced Supersonic Nazi Hell Creatures from Beneath the Hollow Earth , called Nazi Hell Creatures or Deros for short, are semi-mechanoid, insectoid, serpentine zombies that inhabit huge networks of caverns below the Earth's surface, inside what is known as the "Hollow Earth ", and they are minions of the Elder Gods. They are demonic entities of the abyss, and if you dig deep enough anywhere on Earth, hordes of them will come crawling out and eat you alive. You see the Elder Gods colonised Earth: the Atlans lived on Atlantis, the Titans on Lemuria. They lived extraordinarily long lives and never stopped growing due to integrative (positive) energy from the Sun. Some grew to 50 feet and more. The Sun changed and started casting out detrimental (negative energy) which started causing aging and mortality. The Elder Gods built caverns underground to shield the 50 billion of them, but it failed. They fled to other stars, leaving a population behind that had succumb to detrimental radiation. Some went to the surface and became humans. Others became the stupid and evil deros. Others who hadn’t succumbed but stayed on Earth anyway became the teros.

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"Bob" posing in front of graffiti left by Deros

History[]

The Inner Earth beings are also famously connected to Adolf Hitler and the Nazis; for instance, when Adolf Hitler supposedly "committed suicide" in his underground bunker, what ACTUALLY happened was the Nazi Hell Creatures burrowed a hole up into his bunker, rescued him so he could hide out inside the Hollow Earth with them, placed a decoy dead body of Adolf Hitler in his place in the bunker, and then closed up the hole into the bunker so the Soviet soldiers wouldn't find any evidence of it. Adolf Hitler was granted unusually long life by them, because the god Hitler and the Nazis served, Wotan, was none other than Jehovah 1 under one of his many aliases. However, the Nazi Hell Creatures have been around for countless aeons, whereas Germany's Nazi movement only began in the year 1918. Currently, Adolf Hitler is one of many slaves the Nazi Hell Creatures have toiling underground, all of them people who were kidnapped from the surface world and replaced with decoy dead bodies, and the slaves are kept alive eternally through the power of the Elder Gods as they do all the work for the Nazi Hell Creatures, who live lives of luxury deep underground. The torture techniques of the Nazi Hell Creatures include "death", wherein someone's body is destroyed and they are transferred to a new body created by the Nazi Hell Creatures, and all of their memories are erased, for eternal torment at the hands of the fiendish Deros. One of the many things the enslaved Adolf Hitler is forced to do by the Deros is make countless YouTube videos that make fun of him; he finds this form of torture more excruciating than anything else, including "death". Everyone else appearing in those videos is also a slave of the Deros kept underground.

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Luckily for Adolf Hitler, he bought a membership in the Church of the SubGenius back in the 1930s, before it even officially existed, after hearing about a remarkable young child prodigy named "Bob" Dobbs who seemed to belong to a Master Race. Thus, Adolf Hitler, like all other SubGenii, will be liberated from this Earth on X-Day, through the Rupture, and finally escape the clutches of the Nazi Hell Creatures who kidnapped and enslaved him in 1945. Only the SubGenii will be this lucky, however. The Pink slaves of the Deros will be trapped down inside the Hollow Earth in slavery for all of eternity. And the Pink slaves of the Deros are the ones who will construct the many floors of the World of The Future as seen in the documentary Let's Visit the World of the Future, which will be controlled by Bozos, who will themselves all be slaves of the Deros. Eventually everyone Left Behind after the Rupture on X-Day will be enslaved by the Nazi Hell Creatures, and this will include all Pinks, enslaved for all eternity, with periodic "deaths" and "rebirths". While the Bozos will APPEAR to be in charge, they will merely be the slaves that are forced to pretend to be in charge, while actually not having any real power at all, in a cruel twist of fate. In the World of the Future, the Nazi Hell Creatures will actually remain hidden, keeping everyone enslaved via remote control, which is why they do not appear at all in the film Let's Visit the World of the Future. This unfortunate fate for those Left Behind on Earth is known as Hell on Earth.

DEROS[]

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Deros is short for Durable Eris Republican Organism Syndrome

Savage, underground alien descendants. Some deros are degenerate in form, others can pass as humans. 

The deros have death rays; giant rockets that traverse the upper air; gound vehicles of tremendous power; the penetray - a vision ray machines that can look through solid rock and allow them to view scenes from all around the Earth; teleportation units; telesolidograph - machines that can create solid illusions, dreams and compulsions; and ray tampers that cloud human thought [a telepathic augmenter or telaug, short for “telepathic augmentive device” which allows them to read and direct human thought] They also have “stim” machines, which revitalise sex. They sometimes spend their whole lives engaged with these machines which can actually deform their bodies. There are “ben” rays which heal and restore the body and can also restore lost energy after a debauch. Ben rays are used for torture puposes, keeping the victims alive despite fatal injuries.


"Deros have rodlike devices that emit an invisible ray that burns flesh at a distance." -SteveBrodie


Some debauch accounts include a woman whose breasts are given growth stimulation which makes them large and able to give milk like a cow, and a human slave woman who had 3-foot public hair due to a stim constantly focused on her master’s genitals during sex. Used a time loop as torture, forcing a man to live through several iterations of 1956. They have rods that can paralyse people or burn flesh from a distance. dero slaves have circular scarred patches of skin behind each ear where no hair will grow.

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The Deros don't need clothing they need your tech

While the mechanism that changes the Deros from one alien race to another (deros is almost a generic term for Pissed off Inner Earth dweller) is some how tied to the MWOWM most likely through nanomachines or nanobotic holographic rendereres... The point is that they can't really stay the same.  There is an inner Earth for every incarnation of  "Inner Earth Being."  The Deros of Mt. Shasta are pink fat and have elephant trunks like Ganesha.  This is most likely the result of Gaurdian Elder God beings intervening in the MWOWMs opperation of the Inner Earth and Agartha.  Maybe even Asgard (Nordic Grays).  It really depends how fart their reach was extended.  They have mysterious technology and famously bad tempers.  Its most likely because whenever they appear, they are either out of phase yelling about an invisible portal that humans can't see... Or pointing and shouting telling you what you should be doing...

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"The deros are also called Sumuwnean, or “the obese ones” and Saamiym. Their chief is Yabahaan. “They are born by hatching from eggs that are four to six feet in diameter. They grow to seven feet and are extremely obese. They have two stomachs and their digestive system is the same as that of a cow (…) The Deros have no fingernails, toenails, nipples, navel or rectum. Their eyes are silver grey and they glow in the dark. They have blonde eyebrows and a pinkish grey color skin, much like the corpse of a Caucasian, and a pig, having not being exposed to the inner or outer Sun. Other than their eyebrows, they have no hair on their bodies because of a disease called trichotillomania, and are responsible for the diseases trichinosis and trichiniasis. They have no teeth. Their mouth appears to be full of a gummy, slimy substance. They are nocturnal and hear extremely well (…) Their noses are long, trunk-like which is very similar to that of an elephant.” -Dr. Malachi Z

Description[]

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Description of an underground savage of the Inner Earth from a French woman - She had gone on an elevator that went lower than the basement and found herself in a subterranean world. “His face was of a pale, whitish color. His short, twisted body was covered with thick, bristly hair. His eyes? piggish, insensitive to any emotion, and gleaming with evil lust. The creature was fat, almost bloated. There were terrible scars and running sores over most of his body. He had no neck, so his head was placed squarely atop his muscular shoulders. The face was the most horrible portion of his terrible features. It was much too large for his body, totally devoid of hair. The skin was scarred and wrinkled. His nose was fashioned more like a snout. It was at least seven inches in length, a terrible thing hanging down over his lipless mouth. His nose ended about the middle of his chest. He was nude. His body looked as if he had never worn garments.” They speak in a gutteral growl, almost grunts...  


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She was saved by grey men with advanced weapons (gas guns, Vehicles). The grey men looked human, save for grey skin and slightly elongated faces. They wore metallic clothing. One was 5' tall and muscular. The grey men said they were aliens whose race had created both the humans and the animal men. Another Time Control race of Inner Earth Aliens harnessing the Deros as engineers. These beings looked like Ziggy Stardust David Bowie.

Mi-go[]

The Mi-go (migou) are a crustacean species from the planet Yuggoth. Who have taken over the former planet Pluto and some of the EXO planets of our solar system and our Inner Earth.  They are described in the works of HP Lovecraft as winged creatures with large claws and heads covered in antennae and have been know to infest the hollow Earth. The number of similarities between the Mi-go and the Deros are numerous enough that they both share source material, if not, are closely related genetically/anthropomorphically.  

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Description[]

The descriptions of the Mi-go are remarkably similar to the Deros. The Mi-go are a scientifically and technologically advanced race, having a particularly sophisticated grasp of surgical techniques and neuroscience.. The Mi-go are pinkish, fungoid, crustacean-like entities with a "convoluted ellipsoid" composed of pyramided, fleshy rings and covered in antennae where a head would normally be. They are about 5 feet (1.5 m) long, and their crustacean-like bodies bear numerous sets of paired appendages. They also possess a pair of membranous bat-like wings which are used to fly through the "aether" of outer space (a pre-Einsteinian concept). The wings do not function well on Earth. Several other races in Lovecraft's Mythos have wings like these as well, suggesting they are a standard mode of interplanetary travel.  While they know of some eldrich technology its not theirs.  It was canabalized from another race that crashed on their homeworld just like aliens of today crash on Earth.


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The Mi-go are fundamentally alien with respect to Earthly life; Although they do inhabit the Hollow Earth they are not, according to two reports in the original short story, not native to our dimension and their bodies consist of a form of matter that does not occur naturally on Earth. However, they are described as being most like fungi in terms of their biology, although their outward appearance is much like that of a crustacean. Interestingly, they are capable of going into suspended animation until softened and reheated by the sun or some other source of heat. This explains the sightings in colder regions, and their need to take over Antarctic Nazi Ice Bases.

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I can feel the Migou landing on my head and controlling my brain right now "Bob"!

The Mi-go previously worshiped the beings Yog-SothothNyarlathotep , Shub-Niggurath and WOTAN, among others, although in newer works it is acknowledged that the Mi-go are at war with the Elder Gods. Their moral system is completely alien, making them seem highly malicious from a human perspective.

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