Donald John Trump - 60th President of the United States of America (45th by public records) ; elected in 2016. He has yet to admit that he is a member of Subgenius. Even though like all presidential candidates that were ordained while on the campaign trail in 2016.
Secret Conspiracy Forbidden Knowledge has been revealed to this SubGenii wikia: We once knew him as Don. But now he's a SubGenius high epitaph. SLACK in-carne-ted in world after X-day, PRAISE "BOB" as he forges a future where WE tear down the multiple layers of the Conspiracy's holo-Earth like a run-out-of-business Stuckey's. After several significant victories during his campaign, Pope Francis and other Globalist Bankers had alluded to Trumps Subgenii presence. Pope Francis was quoted:
"A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian."
During his 2016 campaign he caught the attention of the Vatican, the powerful Globalist players at the Council on Foreign Relations, the Bilderberg Group, and the Trilateral Commission after he blew cigar smoke in their faces, claiming ownership of several major languages which he was found in actual ownership of. He called Obama out on not being born in the country in 2009 and continued to hound him through his years as president.. Trump is known for calling out both Hillary and Obama for making the middle east as powerful as it is. Saying that Obama is founder of ISIS with Crooked Hillary Clinton as co-founder.
"I Know Words, I Have The Best Words"
This would later become the title of an autobiography. .
To date Trump has insulted the following Conspiracy Shills:Edit
- Al Gore
- Bobby Jindal
- Rick Perry
- Janet Yellen
- Ted Cruz
- Bill Clinton
- Hillary Clinton
- Bernie Sanders
- Megyn Kelly
- Fox News
- Jeb Bush
- Mitt Romney
- Karl Rove
- George W. Bush
- Herman Cain
- Glenn Beck
- Wolf Blitzer
- Dr. Ben Carson (later supported Trump)
- Michele Bachmann
- President Obama
- Michael Bloomberg
- John Kerry
- Pope Francis
- Bill de Blasio
- Lindsay Graham
- George Pataki
- Marco Rubio
- Council on Foreign Relations
- Jon Stewart
- John William Oliver
- Caroline Kennedy
- Elizabeth Warren
- Des Moines Register
- The New Tri-State Defender
- The New York Times
- The Daily Beast
- The Huffington Post
- The National Review
- Mother Jones
- MEXICO ("Mexico is going to pay for the wall.")
- Saudi Arabia
- Ora TV
- many others
While it can't be confirmed that Trump an subversive Rogue Sub-Genius in disguise, planning to take over the Conspiracy and reveal the horrible aliens running the New World Order Global Government (though public records to date and remain classified top secret). This has lead many to believe that he will be the last and final President, finally bringing about the apocalypse, ACCIDENTALLY! Correcting the atrocious failed attempts to destroy the Earth by both George Bushes.
"I have a great relationship with the blacks."
Donald Trump has gone on record as saying that current conspiracy president Barak H. Obama was born in Kenya and is therefore in the White House illegally... And that he should have been elected at least two years earlier after the President was impeached.
His Zero experience in office has made him the political candidate of the people who are tired of the mainstream Washington insider groups who are holier then thou. His supporters are less like followers and more like fucking fanatics.
Statements he makes are often inflammatory and misleading... An example:
“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”
Donald Trump is simply saying that we can't keep out these good drug carrying rapists. So we must let them in because our best aren't cutting it. Mexico is still importing all the SLACK. We need to bring the SLACK back to the USA and sell the False-Slack to the Chinese.
Sometimes trump gets in trouble for throwing the old tired mainstream politicians under the tour bus for reusing the same threatening policies over and over. Here he points out how John McCain has been skating on his war record and not his political record for years.
“He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.”
They often miss-characterize his pro Zionist views as anti-women or anti-feminist values.
"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her—wherever.”
He clearly meant her heart. Donald Trump loves god. And is a totally classy guy.
And even again here he is pointing out the unconstitutional hypocritical fourteenth amendment...
“Many lawyers are saying that’s not the way it is in terms of this. They are saying it is not going to hold up in court. It will have to be tested but they say it will not hold up in court.”
The Anarcho-syndicalism or suspending Annihilation! Exploiting the higher powers for profit and gains. Without effort. Strictly speaking it is both.
"Clap with one hand and shit in the other..."
TRUMP A CEO TO DESTROY THE CONSPIRACY Edit
You're Fired America. All Sub-Genius must have Slack. And Trump practically has it in the name; as Trump spelled backwards is actually "Slacker." Normals and Pinks don't believe that he has Bulldada at all, but we know things to be quite the opposite. Trump is a master of Bulldada capable of selling fleas to a flea circus or whatever political metaphor he would find appropriate for that exact second. He may even be an infallible pope of discord and chaos... All we know for sure, is that Trump is aided by time travelers from the future who are trying to reverse the false slack wave about to hit 2155. Because the future where Trump wins is the one where we ACTUALLY END THE WORLD!
MAKE THE WORLD SUPER AGAINEdit
In the 1993 Masterpiece Super Mario Bros. Bob Hoskins and Jon leguazamo are two plumbers transported into a sideways reality heavily influenced by videogames (think conspiracy yr. 2016-2024) . We know this as a chracterature of the Future Donald presidenecy. If the Conspiracy doesn't rig it for the long time ball player Hillary Clinton...
In this movie Dennis Hopper's character KING KOOPA has a "distopian" future brewing where he hopes to merge the two dimensions into one reality using an Einstein Rosen bridge between the two worlds. The same portal transports two Jerk off plumbers to Koopa's reality leaving them stranded. Things are more technologically advanced than the 90's as cars run on electricity (and other strange inventions) People are all tripping out to weird techno music and chemicals. The nightlife is phenomenonal.. Like if you were addicted to coke in the 80's, then got clean, and tried to write a movie about the future. And then Nintendo got involved and injected its marketing.
Anyways the Trump, err Koopa Train don't stop when I walk in..
The Plumbers find a deposed Princess and an Ooze like old snot of a former dethroned King. (Think Bernie and Hillary) and the Plumbers helps fight to defeat the evil Koopa to regain their title as presidential overlords. Only in the movie they lost and are currently trying to get back their own power over Koopa Kingdom. And at the end the Princess comes back suggesting that if Hillary may keep trying to become the first woman president.
The year is 2016... Marty McFly, father, time traveler, and famous rock musician, wakes up and turns on the television. And there he sees his old nemesis Biff Tannon running for president. SUCCESSFULLY. TERRIFYINGLY SUCCESSFULLY. This is not the world Marty thought he knew.
Back to the Future a 1990 cult classic by Robert Zemecicks is detailing the life and times of President Trump in the background of the story with Marty, a loser dad with too many mouths to feed who has a time traveling best friend. Who has to live in a bad neighborhood because Eden is crumbling around him. Marty's young naive self travels forward to see if his Dad is alright only to find out that his Dad's dead and he's got no future. A BLEAK STARK VIEW OF THE FUTURE FOR THE PINKS AS THEY CLING TO THE LAST LINES OF HOPE LIKE DROWNING RATS IN A STORM THAT THREW THEM OVERBOARD BEFORE THEY WERE BORN.
Trump didn't crash the economy all the banksters and globalists hobbled out the interior of this economy years ago. And like an old person on welfare we don't pay our bills because we're too in-love with American Idol
Bernie Sanders Connection. Bernie is Marty's Doc friend. Marty bowed out of the scene and prob.. got stuck in pre-history fighting a dinosaur.
TRUMP G.O.P. NOMINATIONEdit
Last updated May 13, 2016 at 6:29 PM PT
Donald Trump officially won the GOP Nomination for Conspiracy overlord. Proving that if you're an insider, then you're an underfeeder / underling waiting for the SubGenii to take over. Donald trump has incited violence, slandered the conspiracy to its face and we (Americans) love him for it. There's a good Hell and a Bad Hell. You can see the glass as half empty or half full... Or you can just throw that glass of water in someone's face and tell them you only drink Fine Champagnes that you bought by the crate lode one day because you knew it would be profitable. You'll drink everyday for free and you know you know people will want to buy some. Trump sold it and we bought it. Maybe it will end the world.
"Bob"'s vision stands proven. That the Xists have taken over and that they are merely orchestrating the Slackless world. Making sure that the SLACK leaves your pockets and fills their coffers. ARISE SUBGENII for there is one among you who pushes his agenda furtherest. And that's JR "BOB" DOBBS.
TRUMP A MINISTER FOR SUBGENIUS CHURCH, "BOB" FOR PRESIDENTEdit
Within every ordained minister of SLACK there is the Devival a 20th century tradition of soap box idol worship. The minister channels the forces of SLACK directly to their wallets. Trump has his podium, he has his microphone, and he has his followers. Wouldn't you like revenge on Trump for being the embodiment of SLACK? Afterall he's just a better Overman & if you can't Whoop Em Go Down. He's singing the same old tunes that always give people chills to get their lizard brains back into the cleave. They want those brain dead junkies and losers to fall into the worst Hells. But the real villains are the neighborhood watch and the old foggies who are always askin' us to stop blowing pipe smoke in their fat faces. Don't pay them no mind they'll vote for Trump too. People vote for winners. Confusing isn't it? A bunch of losers voting for one winner.