Adolf Hitler in traditional Nazi uniform
Recently released reports claim that Hitler was allowed to join the Church of the SubGenius by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs as part of "Bob"'s plan to infiltrate the Nazis.
Adolf Hitler was the Führer of Nazi Germany, the Third Reich, and one of the most famous SubGenii in history. In 1936, he gave a speech which was the first thing ever broadcast on television, in which he implored his followers to join the Church of the SubGenius. This speech was broadcast on MTV, which was the first television network in history.
Later in his life, Adolf Hitler grew more disenchanted with the Church of the SubGenius, especially when he found out Rev. Ivan Stang banned him and his friends from the X-Day drill in 1945 on the charge that "Hitler's art isn't good enough."
After he got banned from X-Day, Adolf Hitler and his wife Eva Braun both committed suicide within hours, since the Church of the SubGenius was the only thing that ever gave their lives any meaning.